It's a nightmare.

I fucking hate it. I seriously, no joking, wanna say......

I FUCKING HATE LIZARDS!!!!!!!!!

In another words, i'm so scared of lizard... why of all so many units in my block, the darn lizard have to crawl to my place!!!! And visiting mi such late wee hours when my mom's in Genting, happily gambling inside the casino now. Means? MEANS THERE'S NO ONE HOME TO CLEAR THE SHIT FOR MI !!!!!!!!!

My left hand armed with rolled up newspaper and right hand with the pest's worse nightmare, MR BAYGON.

And this is how it goes, i spotted the L....... (i dun wish to mention the name ANYMORE) while i was drinking water in kitchen.. And it reminds mi that i should kill it now, if not, it's gonna grow into a super big wan lor!!!!

Well, killing L....... is OK. NO PROB. But... here comes the problem. How the fuck am i going to clear the dead cold body?!?!?!

My mind went instantly blank. Coz i never killed L........... before. Firstly, i tot of my baby. AND SHIT, he is so far in Belgium. How i wish he is here to protect mi from the L....... Secondly, i tot of my aunty. So i rang her up. I told her i dun mind to pay her taxi fare to come my place now to clear the dead body. She say i SIAO. And then she hung up.

Ok, i know u guys will say i'm silly, making big fuss out of nothing. BUT I CANT HELP IT.. I REALLY AM SCARED OF L............

So, it's now or never.. then i quickily clear the dead body & bitting my lips @ the same time. And now i'm so glad it's gone. FOREVER.





Ok, i admit.. it's a baby L................
But, as scary as the normal L....... to mi lor.
And it's lying in the pool of Baygon.............