Sometimes I'm so sloppy I actually felt like I'm a male trapped in a female body. It must have been some shiteous stuffs that I did to piss god off, so I was been reborn into this world as a woman.

There's nothing wrong being a woman except :

Menses cramp every month which is killing me.

Have to shave my eyebrow & armpit on regular days.

Waxing of the pubic hair which is so pain that my armpit would perspire.

Making-up & styling the tai-tai hairstyle which will take me 1 hour+ (yeah i'm a tai-tai wannabe)

and etc ..... Not gonna list down everything coz its gonna be endless.

I don't know. I just feel that being a woman is so troublesome. On the other hand, being a woman can enjoy special privilleges from men, that's the bonus point. *winks*

Aiyaaaaaaaaa, I know i sounded contradicting, there's pros & cons anyway. How I wish I can don't brush my teeth everyday & still smells good + teeth don't decay & turn yellow.

My girls are asking me out to party on Friday. As I've promised them because we haven't party so hard like before. I'm a semi-retired clubber since January. I only club like once in 2 months or something? I don't have the mood to party & get to meet people anymore. I'm a HOMELY GIRL now haha! If I'm gonna reject my girls for partying this friday, I think they will blacklist me, hate me, punch me, rape me, or even fart on my face :(

I'm starting to miss Ko-chan. Life without him definitely suck. He's been calling me everyday since he left, and plenty of SMSes. Probably the next month when he receives his phone bill, he will scream & curse @ the bill, then break to me the news that he can't call / SMS me as much as before :((

I miss the times we cry together watching 1 litre of tears (japanese drama), we cried more than 1litre by the way... I miss the times we walk hand in hand to watch movie, sing karaoke, dinner, BKK trip, wrestling and me having bruises all over. And now that I'm alone .. I feel so moody can.

I will watch drama alone from now, cry alone, laugh alone, eat alone ... nobody fights with me and give me morning call by farting in my face anymore...

Why I cannot strike 1st, 2nd, or 3rd prize for 4D??!?!?!?!?!? If i have the $ i'll fly over to Japan now for summer holis! damn... why the SIMS have cheatcodes to increase their "simleons" why we don't have cheatcodes to increase our moneyyyyy....

*BIG SIGH*

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